Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
tell me about the fingering
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