Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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