We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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