Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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