I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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