You made me cry and you don't even care
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
foreskin is a definite game changer
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
he high fived his dick after we had sex
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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