Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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