he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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