I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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