His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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