I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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