so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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