good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i drank out of a bidet.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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