Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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