Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I need to stop coming to work sober
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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