Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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