Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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