That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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