Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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