And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
