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(734): View more from Michigan

Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You look like a girl that would like strip clubs

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(407): View more from Florida

I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.

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(407): View more from Florida

Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way

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(386): View more from Florida

Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.

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(239): View more from Florida

dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.

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(407): View more from Florida

I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility

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