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(415): View more from California

ad ew i am wasted whats my problem

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair

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(419): View more from Ohio

Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"

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(214): View more from Texas

She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break

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(970): View more from Colorado

I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big

(720): View more from Colorado

Welcome to my life

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(206): View more from Washington

I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia

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(252): View more from North Carolina

there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone

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(248): View more from Michigan

So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night

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(951): View more from California

Did April legit get married in a parking lot?

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