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(410): View more from Maryland

i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'

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(303): View more from Colorado

We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.

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(510): View more from California

In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...

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(512): View more from Texas

Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus

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(863): View more from Florida

Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point

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(714): View more from California

I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"

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(302): View more from Delaware

I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.

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(206): View more from Washington

why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?

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(254): View more from Texas

Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?

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