Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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