the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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