I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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