i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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