If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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