Buhtt sex?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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