Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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