Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
This girl is more easily done than said...
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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