Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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