I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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