worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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