question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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