It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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