its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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