dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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