i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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