Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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