; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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