I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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