her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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