no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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