Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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