Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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