How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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