Umm I'm too high to move.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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