I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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