She's JV to your varsity
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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