Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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