People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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