nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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