There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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