hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
it glows. i had to have it.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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