hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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