I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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