10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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